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stratege
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 Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 13:22 Post subject: Das könnte tatsächlich funktionieren :-) |
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HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party
atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in
this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary,
thus saving even more money.
I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for
working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap
dances and "special services."
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win
situation if we handle it right. A golden opportunity to turn a
liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
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Senfgnu
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| Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 13:43 Post subject: |
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Ja, da würde ich auch öfter fliegen, anstatt in der ersten Klasse des ICE rumzuhängen.
Bekommt man als Senator aufwärts einen Lapdance inklusive? |
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Bambi
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Joined: 15 Oct 2006
Posts: 752
Location: vote teh il presidente! + Real life
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| Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 20:40 Post subject: Re: Das könnte tatsächlich funktionieren :-) |
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| stratege wrote: | HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party
atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in
this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary,
thus saving even more money.
I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for
working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap
dances and "special services."
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win
situation if we handle it right. A golden opportunity to turn a
liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton |
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JERU
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Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 451
Location: Hamburg
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| Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 21:43 Post subject: Re: Das könnte tatsächlich funktionieren :-) |
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| stratege wrote: | HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party
atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in
this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary,
thus saving even more money.
I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for
working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap
dances and "special services."
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win
situation if we handle it right. A golden opportunity to turn a
liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton |
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psychop4th
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Location: nrw
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| Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 21:47 Post subject: |
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hm .... #4? ^^
*flugangst* 
mfg,
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JERU
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Location: Hamburg
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Die Flugangst wird dir dann schon vergehen!
Eine perfekte Therapiemöglichkeit, in meinen Augen!  |
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